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Mor Krit Confirm (real name, Sukrit Patumsriwiroj) has released his forecasts for the coming year, including predictions on which celebrity couples are likely to stay together.
R-and-B singer Saranrat ''Lydia'' Wisutthithada, a close friend of former prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra, vows to take legal action against the fresh-faced seer, after he forecast that she was pregnant, and could expect a child this year or early next.
In the Thai press, rumours swirled claiming Thaksin divorced his wife, Potjaman, last month so he could marry Lydia and raise her baby.
When the Lydia pregnancy claim surfaced last month, a manager from her record company denied the claim. Lydia says that at first she dismissed it as mere ranting, but the speculation grew wilder until she was reluctant to venture outdoors.
''The media claims I went overseas for an abortion, and that I had cosmetic surgery on my nose, but I've never done either,'' she said.
Journalists reckoned she looked thinner, and could not detect any bumps.
''How could I go overseas at the time the media claimed, while the airport was occupied by protesters?'' she asked.
''I am happy to take a blood test to show I am not pregnant, and to show you my passport. My father is looking after the matter, but we will definitely sue, as he has hurt my reputation.''
The fortune-teller also felt the sharp tongue of Lydia's Thai-farang boyfriend, singer Matthew Dean.
''Mor Krit should be ashamed of himself... how low can you go? He is trying to make a name for himself by hurting a young woman...it's disgusting!''
Mor Krit says he can't say for sure if Lydia is pregnant, but her stars tell him that she is. ''I am just reading her stars, after reporters asked me if it was true that she is pregnant.''
Among Mor Krit's other predictions, and stars' responses:
-Grammy singer Pirath ''Mike'' Nitipaisalkul, of Golf and Mike fame, can expect a leaked videoclip about his exploits in bed to emerge between now and August next year.
Mike's response:
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''I try to behave myself... and that Chulalongkorn University student pictured with me in the press is just a friend.''
-Actor Atichart ''Aum''' Chumnanont and actress Savika ''Pinky'' Chaiyadej will break up, as they are not meant for each other.
Aum's response:
''A child at kindergarten level would do a better job at telling fortunes. Who is meant for me in this life is my business. If I want to see a fortune teller, I'll see one of my own choice, one who I
respect.''
-Actress Cherman ''Ploy'' Boonyasak and her old boyfriend Pakorn ''Dome'' Lum will get back together, which means Ploy and her current love interest, Pichaya ''Golf'' Nitipaisalkul - the other half of the Golf-Mike performing duo - won't last.
Golf's response:
''We are just friends anyway, and I deny I am trying to avoid her old boyfriend Dome when we appear at the same industry functions. ''If I was to rush over and sawasdee him, people would think I was going star-crazy.''
Mor Krit also reads the fortunes of members of the public over the telephone. According to a Thai on the internet whose brother sought the seer's advice, Mor Krit asks people to transfer B1500 to his bank account, and promises to call customers in 30 to 60 days.-
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Playboy actor Krerkpol ''Fluke'' Masayawanit's precious manhood is intact. A fortune teller has affirmed that he is indeed big, despite the belittling claims of a bitchy gossip-columnist.
Last week, ladies man Fluke complained after Manager newspaper columnist Sor 7 asserted that his penis was small. He invited the columnist to measure it, if she had any doubts.
''You can write about me anything you like - I am a Casanova, unfaithful - just don't say my penis is small, as I know it's not,'' said Fluke.
''I don't know if Sor 7 is a woman...if she is, she can bring her boyfriend along and we'll compare sizes,'' he said.
Relief is at hand, in the form of fortune teller Mor Krit Confirm, who says Fluke's stars suggest he is indeed well-endowed.
''Stars can tell us about penis size...and Fluke's stars tell me that his is big,'' he says.
He added that Fluke's reputation as a Casanova was unfounded, and that his current girlfriend, DJ Kwankhao ''Paeng'' Sawetwimol, was not the girl for him.
''His stars are not those of a Casanova...he is just perennially unlucky in love. He has a certain charm, but it shows itself when he is getting to know a girl...once they are together, it vanishes, which causes problems.
''Paeng's stars suggest she will be with someone before marriage, and could even have a child before marriage...but it probably won't be Fluke.''
Fluke, who says he usually visits a fortune teller when he feels in need of a boost, says he would like to thank Mor Krit Confirm.
A stranger, meanwhile, has taken up Fluke on his challenge to inspect his manhood.
Fluke was visiting a urinal at a city department store when a man next to him joked that he'd seen the news and would like to take a look. ''I said, 'Hey! Are you mad?'
''Actually, he doesn't need to inspect it...all he need do is take a sideways glance. Why are there not barriers at urinals anyway?''-
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The winner of the 2004 Miss Tiffany's pageant says she is not upset that Mor Krit Confirm claims she had her face done.
In a television interview, the famed fortune teller was asked to prove his skills as a seer by picking her identity. The pair spoke by telephone, and could not see each other.
While he did not pick her name, he was able to divine correctly that he was talking to a kathoey. He also claimed the caller had been under the plastic surgeon's knife.
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''I am not upset with him...he was just doing his job. However, I would like to confirm that my face is all mine,'' says Nong Poy, who is about to launch a skin whitener, her first foray into the beauty care business.
Nong Poy has been asked to star in a Korean film, playing a kathoey guide to a visiting Korean who falls in love with her.
Worried that he cannot accept her as a kathoey, Poy's character pulls out of the relationship - only to discover he has loved her all along.
The kathoey star says she is excited, as she is already a fan of Korean soaps.
However, she might have to keep her body under wraps, if she is to please her fussy boyfriend.
''He sulked for two days once when he saw a bathing-costume spread of mine. I usually seek my parents' permission before posing for them. Now I have to ask him, too.
''I will probably say not to such job offers in future. I accept that have to look a little plainer and more proper.''
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